About Us

Smart Mouths. Soft Tees.

Welcome to Bitter Cotton: where snark meets streetwear and the fonts are sharper than your ex’s comebacks.

We’re a Canadian-born, sarcasm-laced, irony-soaked tee shop (or at least we try) serving up painfully relatable truths, existential dread, and meme-worthy commentary—one soft shirt at a time. We believe in wearing your brain on your chest, whether it’s fried by the feed, certified delulu, or still rocking an analog heart.

No drop shipping from dark corners of the internet. We print on-demand using high-quality tees so there’s less waste and more taste.

Bitter Cotton isn’t just a shirt—it’s a mood, a message, a mildly aggressive love letter to the chronically online.

Thanks for being here. Stay bitter, stay brilliant.