Holiday Collection

Ironic cheer. Seasonal side-eye. Festive, but not too festive.

Introducing the Bitter Cotton Holiday Collection — Whether you're flirting under fake mistletoe, dodging political conversations at dinner, or just vibing in existential chaos with a gingerbread cookie in one hand and a wine glass in the other — we've got the tee for that.

Printed on the coziest blanks — Comfort Colors, Bella + Canvas, Gildan — because even your seasonal spiral deserves a comfy fit.

Minimalist. Memeable. Slightly unhinged.

Wear your joy ironically. Say "Merry Whatever."