Bitter Cotton
Where’s the Mistletoe? Tee
Where’s the Mistletoe? Tee
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$25.00 CAD
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Ships from Canada — no duties, no surprise fees, just good vibes.
Holiday thirst trap? Maybe. Conversation starter? Definitely.
This tee asks the real questions, loud and clear — perfect for mistletoe mischief, festive flings, or just sipping spiked nog in ironic silence. With its vintage-inspired type and cheeky attitude, it’s your new seasonal go-to for cozy chaos and flirty subtext.
Printed on our soft, heavyweight unisex tee for a relaxed fit that flatters anyone who’s ever thought, “It’s giving Hallmark, but hotter.”
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Holiday thirst trap? Maybe. Conversation starter? Definitely.
This tee asks the real questions, loud and clear — perfect for mistletoe mischief, festive flings, or just sipping spiked nog in ironic silence. With its vintage-inspired type and cheeky attitude, it’s your new seasonal go-to for cozy chaos and flirty subtext.
Printed on our soft, heavyweight unisex tee for a relaxed fit that flatters anyone who’s ever thought, “It’s giving Hallmark, but hotter.”
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
