🔥 Everything Is Fine Tee (Comfort Colours Black Edition)

Ships from Canada — no duties, no surprise fees, just good vibes.

The world’s on fire, but hey… everything is technically fine.

This Bitter Cotton classic captures the chaotic calm of 2025 in radioactive pink. Starring our deadpan disaster queen calmly vaping while climate change, rent, conspiracies, and the general late-stage-capitalist meltdown burn around her — and she still gets a thumbs up.

Printed on premium cotton that’s soft enough to cry into and dark enough to match your mood. Wear it ironically, wear it truthfully — either way, this is your uniform for today's post-truth news cycle.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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