"Enshitification” Dictionary Tee (Comfort Colors Edition)

Ships from Canada — no duties, no surprise fees, just good vibes.

Welcome to the age of enshitification—a time when every beloved app, brand, and product slowly devolves into unrecognizable garbage.

This premium tee features a dictionary-style design that defines the inevitable rot of late-stage capitalism, algorithms, and the brand experiences you once loved. Complete with phonetic spelling, a poop emoji (?), and a broken heart (?) at the bottom for emotional closure.

Printed on an ultra-soft Comfort Colors 1717 Black Tee, this shirt pairs sarcasm with comfort in the most devastatingly accurate way possible.

Whether you’re a disillusioned designer, tech refugee, thrift-core philosopher, or just emotionally bruised by the product experiences you used to love—this shirt is for you.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!