HO HO NO. Tee

Ships from Canada — no duties, no surprise fees, just good vibes.

Festive? Kinda. Over it? Fully.
This HO HO NO tee delivers the perfect dose of sarcastic cheer for anyone skating through December with a forced smile and a caffeine dependency.

The stacked type and weathered print say “I showed up”… but the vibe says “against my will.”
Rock it at awkward work parties, family functions, or anywhere people try to sing at you.

Because sometimes the only thing jingling is your last nerve.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide