Late Stagein' Tee

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Nine moods. One meltdown.

This tee is for anyone spiralling gracefully through the absurdity of modern life. Late Stagein’ charts the nine existential moods of the digitally doomed — from dead-eyed bein’, to dopamine-drained scrollin’, to performative posin’, to burnout-fueled cryin’, and finally arriving at the ultimate mood: dead but not done. Each skull drips with a little more irony and exhaustion, visually narrating the slow collapse of optimism under capitalism, hustle culture, and your fourth iced coffee. It’s not just a shirt — it’s a survival chart for the emotionally fluent and chronically online.

This heavyweight oversized tee nails that laid-back streetwear look. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, structured, and built to carry the weight of late-stage everything. The vintage-washed finish adds lived-in edge, whether you’re rage-scrolling through emails or silently disassociating at brunch.

Designed for comfort. Worn in protest.
Late-stage vibes only.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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