Merry and Maybe Bright Sweatshirt (Dead Inside Holiday Edition)

Ships from Canada — no duties, no surprise fees, just good vibes.

Merry? Maybe. Bright? Unlikely.

This heavyweight drop-shoulder crew rocks our deadpan holiday skeleton repping a lopsided Santa hat and a vibe that says “I showed up, now leave me alone.”

Printed in clean lines on Black, Charcoal, or Miltary Green, this graphic hits that perfect middle finger between holiday spirit and seasonal burnout. Wear it oversized with cargos, skate it till it cracks, or pair it with dead eyes and headphones at full volume.

Printed on your choice of Black, Charcoal, or Military Green, it’s soft enough for seasonal sulking and bold enough for roasting awkward family dinners.

Festive enough for your mom to stop asking.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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