Bitter Cotton
Opting Out Tee
Opting Out Tee
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$25.00 CAD
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Turns out, participation is optional.
Opting Out is for anyone who looked around at whatever the fuck all this is and decided participation might not actually be mandatory.
The hustle. The doomscrolling. The algorithms deciding what you see, want and think about next. AI coming for your job while simultaneously asking you to become more productive. Productivity theatre. Personal brands. Optimization. Notifications. Engagement. The attention economy. The relentless conversion of every hobby, thought, relationship and waking fucking minute into something measurable, monetizable or useful.
Maybe you don’t need to keep up.
Maybe you don’t need to optimize yourself.
Maybe the laptop can stay closed.
Maybe opting out is the point.
Wear it when:
• ? You’ve decided that butterflies are more important than the email.
• ? Your productivity goals have been revised to “lie in grass.”
• ? You’re experimenting with a slower operating system.
• ? The laptop is closed and staying that way.
• ☁️ You’re unavailable for "optimization" at this time.
• ✌️ You’re not giving up. You’re just opting out.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Turns out, participation is optional.
Opting Out is for anyone who looked around at whatever the fuck all this is and decided participation might not actually be mandatory.
The hustle. The doomscrolling. The algorithms deciding what you see, want and think about next. AI coming for your job while simultaneously asking you to become more productive. Productivity theatre. Personal brands. Optimization. Notifications. Engagement. The attention economy. The relentless conversion of every hobby, thought, relationship and waking fucking minute into something measurable, monetizable or useful.
Maybe you don’t need to keep up.
Maybe you don’t need to optimize yourself.
Maybe the laptop can stay closed.
Maybe opting out is the point.
Wear it when:
• ? You’ve decided that butterflies are more important than the email.
• ? Your productivity goals have been revised to “lie in grass.”
• ? You’re experimenting with a slower operating system.
• ? The laptop is closed and staying that way.
• ☁️ You’re unavailable for "optimization" at this time.
• ✌️ You’re not giving up. You’re just opting out.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
