Ratchet Hair, Don't Care (Comfort Colors Edition)

Ships from Canada — no duties, no surprise fees, just good vibes.

Some days your hair wakes up on the wrong side of the group chat.

This tee is for the truly unbothered — the ones who gave up halfway through brushing and decided frizz is a personality. Featuring the undead icon of bad hair energy herself, the Bride of Frankenstein is stitched, stressed, and still somehow serving cheekbones and judgment.

Perfect for when your hair has reached structural failure, your attitude’s peaking, and your coffee’s cold. Pair it with anxiety and dry shampoo.

Printed on soft Comfort Colors cotton so at least one thing feels good today.

This isn’t a hairstyle. It’s a warning.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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