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Relax, It's Only Chaos Tee (Pink Rococo Edition)
Relax, It's Only Chaos Tee (Pink Rococo Edition)
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Relax. It’s only chaos. You’re still hot.
A Marie Antoinette moment for the chronically online. This heavyweight oversized tee features a distressed Rococo-era portrait of aristocratic indifference, updated with a modern scroll and a high-voltage existential shrug for "while the world burns".
Printed on ultra-soft 100% cotton with a vintage-washed finish, Rococo resigned pairs regal detachment with burnout elegance. Whether you’re ghosting group chats or surviving late-stage capitalism in style, this tee is your decadent armour against disorder.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Relax. It’s only chaos. You’re still hot.
A Marie Antoinette moment for the chronically online. This heavyweight oversized tee features a distressed Rococo-era portrait of aristocratic indifference, updated with a modern scroll and a high-voltage existential shrug for "while the world burns".
Printed on ultra-soft 100% cotton with a vintage-washed finish, Rococo resigned pairs regal detachment with burnout elegance. Whether you’re ghosting group chats or surviving late-stage capitalism in style, this tee is your decadent armour against disorder.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 ⅜ | 31-34 | 9 ¼ |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 35-38 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅞ | 39-41 | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 31 ⅛ | 42-45 | 9 ⅞ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 72 | 78.7-86.4 | 23.5 |
| M | 74 | 89-96.5 | 24 |
| L | 76 | 99-104.1 | 24.5 |
| XL | 79 | 106.7-114.3 | 25 |
