Relax, It's Only Chaos Tee (Comfort Colors Edition)

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Relax. It’s only chaos. You’re still hot.

A Marie Antoinette moment for the chronically online. This heavyweight oversized tee features a distressed Rococo-era portrait of aristocratic indifference, updated with a modern scroll and a high-voltage existential shrug for "while the world burns".

Printed on ultra-soft 100% "Comfort Colors" cotton with a vintage-washed finish, Rococo resigned pairs regal detachment with burnout elegance. Whether you’re ghosting group chats or surviving late-stage capitalism in style, this tee is your decadent armour against disorder.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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