Santapocalypse Now Tee

Forget jingle bells — we’re ringing in the Santapocalypse.

The Santapocalypse Now Tee is your official uniform for surviving holiday cheer with just the right amount of side-eye and seasonal dread. Featuring a grinning skull in a Santa hat surrounded by festive fallout, it’s giving ho-ho-shit-show — in the most charming way possible.

Whether you’re dodging relatives, spiking the punch, or rage-wrapping gifts at 3 a.m., this is the only shirt worth wearing.

Pairs well with:
– Disdain
– An eggnog latte from that too-cool coffee shop
– Cheering on your favourite hockey team like it’s a form of protest at the holiday party

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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