Bitter Cotton
Take Me To Your Tinsel Holiday Tee
Take Me To Your Tinsel Holiday Tee
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$30.00 CAD
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Aliens came to Earth… and all they wanted was your Christmas vibes.
This holiday tee beams up the perfect combo of festive cheer and space-age sass. Featuring a wide-eyed extraterrestrial rocking a Santa hat, plus a flurry of snowflakes, UFOs, and cosmic sparkle, it’s Christmas—but made interstellar.
Perfect for believers, weirdos, and stylish Earthlings with galaxy brain energy.
• Printed in minty ink on a black tee for maximum starfield vibes.
• Holiday party approved. Naughty list optional.
Whether you believe in aliens, ornaments, or simply avoiding awkward conversations with relatives, this tee has you covered
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Aliens came to Earth… and all they wanted was your Christmas vibes.
This holiday tee beams up the perfect combo of festive cheer and space-age sass. Featuring a wide-eyed extraterrestrial rocking a Santa hat, plus a flurry of snowflakes, UFOs, and cosmic sparkle, it’s Christmas—but made interstellar.
Perfect for believers, weirdos, and stylish Earthlings with galaxy brain energy.
• Printed in minty ink on a black tee for maximum starfield vibes.
• Holiday party approved. Naughty list optional.
Whether you believe in aliens, ornaments, or simply avoiding awkward conversations with relatives, this tee has you covered
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
