Social Battery Critically Low Hoodie (Hedgehog Edition)

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings! This one ships from Canada - no duties, no surprises, just good vibes.

Too tired for small talk? Same.
This hoodie features a delightfully over-it hedgehog with headphones on, coffee in paw, and zero energy for your nonsense. With his mug labeled “NO.” and a name tag that says “PRICKLY,” he’s the introvert icon you never knew you needed.

Whether you’re recovering from human interaction or preemptively dodging it, this shirt says what your face probably already does.
Printed on soft, premium-quality cotton blends in Black, Navy & Heather Grey — because emotional exhaustion deserves cozy clothes.

Perfect for:
• Introverts
• Anti-networkers
• Teams-fatigued legends
• People who are tired of your nonsense.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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