Social Battery Critically Low Tee (Hedgehog Edition)

Ships from Canada — no duties, no surprise fees, just good vibes.

Too tired for small talk? Same.
This tee features a delightfully over-it hedgehog with headphones on, coffee in paw, and zero energy for your nonsense. With his mug labeled “NO.” and a name tag that says “PRICKLY,” he’s the introvert icon you never knew you needed.

Whether you’re recovering from human interaction or preemptively dodging it, this shirt says what your face probably already does.
Printed on soft, premium-quality cotton blends in White, Natural, and Sport Grey — because emotional exhaustion deserves cozy clothes.

Perfect for:
• Introverts
• Anti-networkers
• Zoom-fatigued legends
• People who would literally rather not

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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