The Bitter Cotton Trucker (Meh. Edition)

Ships from the U.S. — Canadian orders may be subject to duties or fees.

Say it with your hat… or barely say anything at all.

The Bitter Cotton Trucker – Meh. Edition is your go-to lid for shrugging your way through modern life. Featuring a stitched deadpan emoji paired with the soft sigh of “Meh.” in full sentence-case indifference, it’s the ultimate response to everything from office small talk to existential dread.

This hat doesn’t scream, it barely even tries — and that’s exactly the point. Whether you’re over it, underwhelmed, or just here out of obligation, this trucker’s blank stare does the heavy lifting.

It’s minimalist. It’s neutral. It’s emotionally unavailable.
Perfect for errands, festivals, or simply existing.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area
• Structured, six-panel cap
• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)
• Hard buckram front panels
• Mesh back
• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor
• Plastic adjustable closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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