The Bitter Cotton Trucker (Nope. Edition)

Ships from the U.S. — Canadian orders may be subject to duties or fees.

The Bitter Cotton Trucker – Nope. Edition is a low-effort, high-impact way to opt out of conversations, expectations, or anyone with the audacity to ask, “Can I just pick your brain for a sec?” Featuring the Bitter Cotton stitched eye-roll emoji and a bold, one-word statement—Nope.—this hat is a wearable boundary.

It’s not angry. It’s just done.

And for those who like their shade subliminal, the Blackout version comes embroidered black-on-black—subtle, severe, and only visible if you’re standing way too close.


• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area
• Structured, six-panel cap
• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)
• Hard buckram front panels
• Mesh back
• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor
• Plastic adjustable closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
• Available in Blackout Black, Existential Forest, and Overexposed Charcoal
• Care Instructions: Shake your head slowly. Rotate brim to signal intensity. Wash in cold water. Emotionally air dry.

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