The Bitter Cotton Trucker (Ugh. Edition)

Ships from the U.S. — Canadian orders may be subject to duties or fees.

Say less. Actually—say nothing. This hat does it for you.

The Bitter Cotton Trucker – Ugh. Edition is your uniform for dealing with the barely tolerable. Featuring a stitched eye-roll emoji and the word “Ugh.” in sentence-case serif energy (because shouting is exhausting), this embroidered snapback is your outfit's answer to “please don’t.”

It’s minimalist. It’s moody. It’s the hat equivalent of your last three group texts.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area
• Structured, six-panel cap
• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)
• Hard buckram front panels
• Mesh back
• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor
• Plastic adjustable closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
• Available in Bitter White, Silver, and Emotional Support Pink
• Care instructions: Wear when annoyed. Avoid eye contact. Wash cold. Air dry your expectations.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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