Bitter Cotton
Trash Gremlin Energy Tee (Couture Chaos Edition)
Trash Gremlin Energy Tee (Couture Chaos Edition)
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$35.00 CAD
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🦝✨ Some days you’re the main character.
Other days… you’re crawling out of a trash bin with just enough delusion to call it fashion.
Meet the Trash Gremlin Energy Tee — for the beautifully chaotic, unbothered, possibly unshowered creature in all of us.
This shirt is couture for the chronically unhinged:
– Bold distressed typeface that screams irony
– Hot pink “Energy” script that serves like a signature scent
– And that raccoon? Mid-heist. Fully committed.
Whether you’re raiding the fridge at 3am, manifesting in traffic, or just trying to keep it together while everything falls apart — this tee gets it.
📦 Printed on an oversized tee with premium, super soft cotton (because your inner trash gremlin deserves comfort).
Unisex fit. Gremlin-certified. Couture-approved.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
🦝✨ Some days you’re the main character.
Other days… you’re crawling out of a trash bin with just enough delusion to call it fashion.
Meet the Trash Gremlin Energy Tee — for the beautifully chaotic, unbothered, possibly unshowered creature in all of us.
This shirt is couture for the chronically unhinged:
– Bold distressed typeface that screams irony
– Hot pink “Energy” script that serves like a signature scent
– And that raccoon? Mid-heist. Fully committed.
Whether you’re raiding the fridge at 3am, manifesting in traffic, or just trying to keep it together while everything falls apart — this tee gets it.
📦 Printed on an oversized tee with premium, super soft cotton (because your inner trash gremlin deserves comfort).
Unisex fit. Gremlin-certified. Couture-approved.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 75.6 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.1 | 116.8-124.5 |
