Relax, It's Only Chaos Sweatshirt (Light Mode Edition)

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Relax. It’s only chaos. You’re still hot.

A Marie Antoinette moment for the chronically online. This heavyweight oversized tee features a distressed Rococo-era portrait of aristocratic indifference, updated with a modern scroll and a high-voltage existential shrug for "while the world burns".

Printed on a sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel, this Rococo resigned pairs regal detachment with burnout elegance. Whether you’re ghosting group chats or surviving late-stage capitalism in style, this sweatshirt is your decadent armour against disorder.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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