Wrong Migration Tee

Printed in Canada — no duties, no surprise fees, just good vibes.

A raccoon. A lawn chair. A flock of Canada geese.

Everybody else seems to have somewhere to be.

He’s decided this is probably fine.

There are worse ways to deal with the end of everything.

Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee in Blue Jean or Grey — soft, substantial, slightly lived-in, and built for sitting comfortably while everything around you goes completely to shit.

Wear it when:

* Everyone else seems to have a plan.
* You’re choosing calm over whatever the fuck this is.
* The group chat is becoming concerning.
* You’ve decided panic feels like a lot of work.
* Migration season gets weird.
* You’re just trying to keep your chair.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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